Who's getting braces on the 4th of December? I'm getting braces on the 4th of December!

I probably should have done them earlier (so that the money would of been coming out of my parent's pockets and not mine) but there's not much I can do about that now.

The dentist let me time it so that in the two weeks following the procedure my students have free study week and then exam week. I'm guessing less talking on my part would be the best plan so I'll throw erasers at the annoying kids and give them stank-eye.

Considering buying a dslr camera to celebrate (and because my last camera broke.) It makes perfect sense to celebrate an expensive dental procedure by buying an expensive toy. STFU Logic.